Aclaración de última hora:
Lo siento, SIGO SIENDO EL MISMO COMEMIERDA DE SIEMPRE; si ese mismo que ustedes conocieron antes, please.
Pero, como tantas gente me pregunta si de verdad me hice millonario así y el número de visitas a ese sitio se ha disparado, aumentado tanto; quiero aclarar que esto fue una broma sarcástica para que la gente que me esta llenado el correo de mierda, que joden tantos (bueno todavía no paran) vieran la importancia que yo le doy a sus correos.
Es que toma el correo mio que esta en la cabecera del blog y por ahí se desplaya su imaginación de como poder estafar al incauto Humbertico; que no tiene dinero ni para pagar sus cuentas.
El otro objetivo fue alertar a la gente que no puede aguantar la tentación de soñar con ser millonario y así no vayan a caer en estas tácticas de internet de colegio y después estos pillos (que esto siempre les funciona) le saquen lo poco que tienen en el banco cuando menos lo esperan, o los chantajeen de alguna manera.
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Bueno para comenzar, solo agradecerle a estos estúpidos que han hecho que yo ahora sea uno de los hombres más ricos del mundo,… La verdad que no tengo palabras para agradecérselos y no entiendo porque soy tan querido por la gente… ja, ja, ja,…
Bueno, no voy a poner los más de 15 correos que me han mandado a la fecha con el mismo modus operandis, el mismo perro con diferente collar; pero en todos me regalaron cifras millonaria.
Así calculen ustedes mismos cuán rico soy yo.
https://www.meneame.net/story/principe-nigeriano-ofrecia-dinero-ahora-astronauta-atrapado/standard
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Bueno para comenzar, solo agradecerle a estos estúpidos que han hecho que yo ahora sea uno de los hombres más ricos del mundo,… La verdad que no tengo palabras para agradecérselos y no entiendo porque soy tan querido por la gente… ja, ja, ja,…
Bueno, no voy a poner los más de 15 correos que me han mandado a la fecha con el mismo modus operandis, el mismo perro con diferente collar; pero en todos me regalaron cifras millonaria.
Así calculen ustedes mismos cuán rico soy yo.
https://www.meneame.net/story/principe-nigeriano-ofrecia-dinero-ahora-astronauta-atrapado/standard
He aquí una traducción de uno solo de ellos,
con la versión libre de San Google Traductor al español.
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Maidina Kaya
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domingo, 23 de noviembre de 2014 04:41:58
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Estimado Señor / Señora,
Tengo una necesidad urgente de un socio extranjero para reclamar la suma de $ 6.200.000 en hacer algo de la inversión empresarial en su país. Estoy dispuesto a invertir en cualquier negocio que es muy rentable, seguro y rápido crecimiento. Si usted sabe que está dispuesto y capaz de ayudarme e invertir este fondo en su país sin ninguna dificultad, y por su papel en la ayuda a completar el proceso, que se llevará el 30 por ciento de la suma total. contacto bondadoso conmigo de nuevo e indicar su interés con garantía de confianza para que yo te daré los detalles sobre cómo llevar a cabo esta reclamación. Espero su respuesta lo más pronto posible. Atentamente, Sra Maidina. |
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Miss. Enudah Hassan (enudahhassan@gmail.com)
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miércoles, 03 de diciembre de 2014 11:06:39
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Good day My Dear,
Dear, I am writing this mail to you with profound respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration. I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country with your help. Although we have not met with before I must confess that it is with great hope, joy and enthusiasm to write you this mail and I believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health. My name is Miss. Enudah Suleman Hassan, 25yrs old female from Southern Sudan in Africa. Honestly i am writing this email to you now with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, I feel quite safe dealing with you and reviling this important information’s to you.
My father Dr. Suleman Hassan was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs
and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for
Decentralization. My father Dr. Suleman Hassan, my mother including other top
Military officers and top government officials were on board when the plane
crashed on Friday May 02, 2008, You can read more about the crash through the
below site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm
After the death of my beloved father my wicked step mother along with my uncles team together and sold everything that my late father had and share the money within themselves, I lost my mother long time ago, and since then, my father loved me so dearly at my tender age may he rest in peace and may the great God give him a safe entry in Paradise Amen. My beloved late father made a huge deposit sum worth US ($7.865.09 million dollars) in one of the Banks here in Burkina Faso, with my name as his next of kin, which I confirmed his statement positively from the bank. But on my arrival to the Bank to withdraw the fund, the Bank foreign Operation Department Director whom I meet in person told me that my father instruction to their bank is that the fund would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee/partner who will help me and invest the fund overseas after the transfer, and the bank ask me to go and look for a foreign partner who will be representing me as my legal appointed trustee and present beneficiary.
Therefore my dear, I am soliciting and pleading for your help for transferring of my inheritance fund into your bank account and investment assistance in your Country as my legal appointed trustee as the bank mentioned and it will be my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total fund for your services and help then the balance shall be my capital in your establishment which you are going to establish there in your country or position as my trustee and manger. I have suffered lots of set back as a result of my parents death. I flee Southern Sudan my country because of incessant family problem both my wicked uncle and step mother has threatened to kill me. Presently, I am currently residing in Christ De King Refugee camp here in Ouagadougou Capital city of Burkina Faso. Hence, I want to settle in your country to further my education and spend the rest of my life. Please consider my request as my life is being hugely affected.
Thanking you a lot of your quick response. Receiving your acceptance mail to help me out.
After the death of my beloved father my wicked step mother along with my uncles team together and sold everything that my late father had and share the money within themselves, I lost my mother long time ago, and since then, my father loved me so dearly at my tender age may he rest in peace and may the great God give him a safe entry in Paradise Amen. My beloved late father made a huge deposit sum worth US ($7.865.09 million dollars) in one of the Banks here in Burkina Faso, with my name as his next of kin, which I confirmed his statement positively from the bank. But on my arrival to the Bank to withdraw the fund, the Bank foreign Operation Department Director whom I meet in person told me that my father instruction to their bank is that the fund would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee/partner who will help me and invest the fund overseas after the transfer, and the bank ask me to go and look for a foreign partner who will be representing me as my legal appointed trustee and present beneficiary.
Therefore my dear, I am soliciting and pleading for your help for transferring of my inheritance fund into your bank account and investment assistance in your Country as my legal appointed trustee as the bank mentioned and it will be my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total fund for your services and help then the balance shall be my capital in your establishment which you are going to establish there in your country or position as my trustee and manger. I have suffered lots of set back as a result of my parents death. I flee Southern Sudan my country because of incessant family problem both my wicked uncle and step mother has threatened to kill me. Presently, I am currently residing in Christ De King Refugee camp here in Ouagadougou Capital city of Burkina Faso. Hence, I want to settle in your country to further my education and spend the rest of my life. Please consider my request as my life is being hugely affected.
Thanking you a lot of your quick response. Receiving your acceptance mail to help me out.
Yours Sincerely
Miss. Enudah Suleman Hassan,
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Miss Lisa Abdel (lisaabdel005@gmail.com)
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Para:
Greetings My Dear,
How are you today, with hope you are found in good condition of health?
I am Miss. Lisa Ghazi al-Sadiq Abdel Rahim, Originated from Southern Sudan the
daughter of former Sudanese Minister for religious affairs. My Father and other
Top government officials were among the 32 killed in plane crash, when they
were on their way to South Kordofan for an Eid al-Fitr celebration, to mark the
end of the holy month of Ramadan. The plane crashed on 19 August 2012. And that
was what sent me away from my country as i made my escape only by the special
grace of almighty, you can read more about the crash through this site:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19310609
My dear I really want to have a good relationship with you, i know this
mail might come to you as a surprise, but due to unsolicited nature of my
situation here i decided to contact you for help and assistant, haven’t meet
with you before I intend to disclose this to you with trust as a top secret
which I believe you will never turn me down neither disclose it to anybody
until everything is successfully done I will relocate over to your country and
further my education studies. Before the death of my father, he made a fixed
deposit of the sum of Five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars
($5.800.000.00) in one of the International Bank here in Burkina Faso, with my
name as his legal biological next of kin, which I have already confirmed his
statement positively from the bank. But on my arrival to the Bank to withdraw
the fund, the Bank foreign Operation Department Director whom I meet in person
told me that my father instruction to their bank is that the fund would only be
release to me when i present a foreign trustee/partner who will help me and
invest the fund overseas after the transfer, according to my Father instruction
to the bank, and the bank ask me to go and look for a capable foreign partner.
Therefore my dear, i want you to understand very well that the most
important reason why i decided to contact you is for your kind help and
assistant for transferring of this my inheritance fund and investment
assistance in your Country as my legal appointed trustee/investor as the bank
instructed and it will be my intention to compensate you with 40% of the total
fund for your kind assistant and help then the balance shall be my capital in
your establishment which you are going to help me and establish there in your
country as my legal appointed trustee and investor, and i want you to assured
you that this claim is genuine. Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your
quick response. Kindly contacts me back and indicate your interest with
assurance of trust to enable me give you the full details on how to carry out
this claim.
Yours Sincerely Lisa Abdel.
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Para
Dear friend,
I will like to invest in your country. Please if you have an investment
opportunities, or you know someone who can carry it out; then kindly get back
to me if you are interested with your private email address and phone contacts,
so i can give you details and your area of participation in the investment
plans.
Regards,
Mrs. Tri Mawarti.
Regards,
Mrs. Tri Mawarti.
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miércoles, 26 de noviembre de 2014 08:25:01
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GOD BLESS YOU
Hello Dearest One,
How are you today, Please accept my sincere apologises if my email does not
meet your business or personal ethics, I really like to have a good
relationship with you, and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you
because of the urgency of my situation here.
Please I write not only to introduce myself to you, but also tender a joint
investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know
that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering
the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations
before now,
I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural
abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and
intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us.
I pledge to you for urgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves.
I deemit necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need for your assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Zilda Thomas D. Voer Hanson, 26 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late National Bank of Liberia Governor, Thomas Hanson who died on June 8, 2009 at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital in Upper Darby from a massive stroke. Meanwhile he had earlier undergone a kidney transplant in April 2009 at the university hospital of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia.
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but they hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my Father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou Republic of Burkina Faso. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.
I deemit necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need for your assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Zilda Thomas D. Voer Hanson, 26 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late National Bank of Liberia Governor, Thomas Hanson who died on June 8, 2009 at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital in Upper Darby from a massive stroke. Meanwhile he had earlier undergone a kidney transplant in April 2009 at the university hospital of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia.
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but they hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my Father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou Republic of Burkina Faso. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.
My father secretly deposited the sum of US$3,628, 000.00 in one of the
prime bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with
the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to
assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you
will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as
I was in the school in Monrovia-Liberia, before the death of my father.
It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for
your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason
why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this
email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as I receive your
positive response showing your interest I will put things into action
immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message
indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.
I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I advice you not to disclose it to a third party till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail,
I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I advice you not to disclose it to a third party till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail,
Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.
Yours Sincerely
Miss Zilda Thomas D. Voer Hanson
Sorry if you received this letter in your spam, Due to recent connection
error here in the country
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Mr Yamand Nabeel
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Dear Friend,
I am Mr.Yamand Nabeel, Manager Auditing and Accountancy Department, Bank
Of Africa in (B.O.A) Burkina Faso. I got your email account while searching for
a business oriented personality and you happen to be the one. I bring forth a
business proposal in the tune of $12.5million U.S. dollars to be transferred to
an offshore account with your
assistance acting as beneficiary and next-of-kin to the funds.
assistance acting as beneficiary and next-of-kin to the funds.
If you know you are capable of involving and partaking in this
transaction, this will be disbursed or shared between the both of us in these
both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. I have
secured necessary information's that can be used to back up this claim we are
making.
(1)Your Full name:..........................
(1)Your Full name:..........................
(2)Your Age:.................................
(3)Mobile number:..........................
(4)Profession:............................
(5)Your Country:..........................
(5)Your Country:..........................
I will appreciate your urgent
response so that I will give you more details concerning this transaction.
Sorry if you received this letter in your spam, Due to recent connection error
here in my country. Looking forward for your immediate response today.
Regards,
Mr. Yamand Nabeel
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Así a bote pronto se me ocurren varios:
* Lola Flores: no sólo cometió delito fiscal sino que era una derrochadora, fiesta tras fiesta gastando casi todo lo ganado.
*Ayer mismo leí una noticia de Kanye West referente a una deuda millonaria
* Michael Jackson : dicen que cuando murió tenía una deuda de 400 millones, derrochó dinero en cosas como su lujoso y estrambótico rancho Neverland, con un zoo con animales como jirafas, un elefante, etc y un parque temático con montaña rusa, noria y río vivo.
*Jugadores de baloncesto arruinados son muchos, especialmente destacables jugadores de la NBA... que perdieron su dinero con malas inversiones, juego, drogas, etc. Se dice que el 60% de los jugadores de la NBA se arruina en 5 años. ¡¡¡!!! Dennis Rodman, Scottie Pippen, Allen Iverson, etc
*Famosos que perdieron gran parte de su dinero porque lo confiaron a otras personas, ya que ellos no sabían gestionarlo o no les apetecía ocuparse de las gestiones del dinero. Casos como Carmen Maura (traicionada por su marido), Sara Montiel (que dijo haber sido engañada por su administrador), etc.
Como dicen en inglés: "easy comes, easy goes", lo que te llega de forma fácil (sin esfuerzo) se suele perder de forma fácil. Pasa también mucho con la lotería, tanto la lotería nacional como la Primitiva, Euromillones, etc. Muchos de ellos lo pierden todo muy pronto, porque no están acostumbrados a tener tanto dinero y, o bien lo derrochan en tonterías o bien compran cosas que no son tan tontas pero que les engañan con el precio haciéndoles pagar mucho más de lo que valen.
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Hombre de Miami estafa a anciana por teléfono y le quita $75,000.
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En español usamos la palabra "le quita" para señalar una acción "violenta" con habilidad física más directa; en este caso ni es violenta, ni es directa.
Humberto le quita el balón a Johanna A. Álvarez y mente un gol!
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